Hey kids! Make sure that you check out the new album A.S.S. CD from your favorite band, The Magnificent Scambersons! Chock full of the songs that demand to be sung, hits like "Butting In," "A Booty Fulla Cooties," and "Gosh Darn It, Butts R Great!" you'll be filling the dead, assless air of your depressing homes in no time! Be sure to check out the accompanying DVD that includes interviews with frontman Sir Reginald Kenneth Scamberson, O.B.E. and theremin virtuoso Alistair Granville St. Warhope, it's sure to be a hit at your next fancy dress party! Remember kids, if it ain't The Magnificent Scambersons, you're getting violated in the buttocks! 
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